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After Late-Night Ballot Drop, Joe Biden Wins Brazilian Presidency With 81 Million Votes

26th October 2026

Babylon Bee.

After a late-night ballot dump and several emergency court rulings, Joe Biden was declared the surprise winner of Brazil’s presidential election, securing 81 million votes.

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