Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome
23rd October 2026
“Melting Wax-Faced Goblin” Calls For “Pistols Firing At All Times” At Vance
The Woolly Mammoth Billionaire’s New Startup Is Genetically Engineering War Dogs For The Military (Forbes) Dunh dunh DUNHHHHHHH….
Kushner Denies Bombshell Book Claims Of Secret Gulf-Funded Accounts Surprise! It’s October!
Trump Is Already Building His Excuse for Losing the Midterms (Amanda Carpenter/The Bulwark) Amanda Carpenter loses her shit.
Trump’s Repudiation Is at Hand, Right? (Susan B. Glasser/New Yorker)
Trump Calls for Omar’s Resignation Over Name Dispute Good luck with that.
“High Likelihood Of Error”: Judge Halts DHS Voter-Fraud Door-Knocks In Nine States
More Democrats are voting in person after Trump’s threats about mail ballots (Washington Post)
CBS Pushes Voter Intimidation Fears Over Trump Voter Fraud Crackdown
Trump’s Battle With the Media Ramps Up (Ayah Ali-Ahmad/The Washington Sun)
Kushner Phone Hack Reveals How Middle East Dictators Bought Him Off (Edith Olmsted/New Republic)
Democratic socialist set to become D.C. mayor — and face Trump’s pushback (Irit Skulnik/CNBC)
Poll: Trump is mobilizing more Democrats against him than Republicans for him (Politico) Pushing the Narrative ahead of the election.
Poll: Low-information voters have turned hardest against Trump and the GOP (G. Elliott Morris/Strength In Numbers) Of course they are.
Animus on the left; Trump fatigue on the right
Trump’s ‘Immigration Crackdown’ Driving Jobless Claims Down to 57-Year Low, Economists Say
Everything Hegseth Touches Breaks (William Kristol/The Bulwark) Everything Kristol touches stinks.
The Trump Administration May Have Just Lied to Judge About an ICE flight to Equatorial Guinea (Gillian Brockell/American Prospect) ‘May have’ means ‘we don’t have any evidence but we’re going to publish a smear anyway’.
Trump’s immigration crackdown disrupts U.S. food supply, agriculture leaders say (Lauren Kaori Gurley/Washington Post) Agricultural leaders! That proves it!
Democrats Demand “Unredacted Log” of Attendees at $TRUMP Meme Coin Dinner (Russ Choma/Mother Jones)
The Trump-Putin love story’s next chapter: selling out Ukraine (Sidney Blumenthal/The Guardian) Sid Vicious finds a home at the Guardian.
The DOJ Just Telegraphed Trump’s Biggest Election Target (Richard L. Hasen/Slate)
Appeals court rules Trump unlawfully deployed National Guard to California (Zach Schonfeld/The Hill)
House Democrats Target Hegseth for Impeachment Push (Maya Davis/Wall Street Journal)
Democrats Will Impeach Trump Again, But It’ll Help His Popularity, Politico Poll Finds
THUD: NPR Host A Martinez Gets an ‘F’ on Trump’s Popularity In Israel
Appeals Court Backs Trump on Constitutionality of Detentions (Mattathias Schwartz/New York Times)