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Man Boldly Guesses Mall of America Terror Plot Suspect’s Name Rhymes With ‘Bohammed’

7th October 2026

Babylon Bee.

Local man Chris Pinson made a bold guess today that the name of the Mall of America terror plot suspect would turn out to rhyme with “Bohammed.”

Great guess. Sign that guy up on a prediction market.

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