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Raped in the Park

26th September 2026

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A young culture-enricher from Tunisia experienced a sexual emergency while he was in a park in the Italian city of Turin. He attempted to co-opt the services of a female jogger to relieve his need, but she was reluctant, and even had the bad taste to bite him on the arm. Nevertheless, he insisted on her compliance, and then ran away. The bite mark on his arm helped identify him later.

He was apprehended by the police, but was deemed not to be a flight risk, and was released on his own recognizance. For some strange reason he failed to appear for his court date, and is thought to be back in Tunisia.

Fortunately for his victim, he may end up being convicted in absentia. I’m certain that will assure her that justice has been done.

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