Guardian: The “Planetary Guardians” Warn Our Global Life Support Boundaries Have Been Breached
25th September 2026
The climate movement just got weirder.
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I’m struggling to get past the “Planetary Guardians” reference. Could you imagine introducing yourself to someone as a member of the “Planetary Guardians” with a straight face?
In brightest day, in darkest night
No grievance shall escape my sight;
Let those who worship reason’s might
Beware my power: The Proglodyte!
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