‘I Have To Sit With That’: Gayle King’s Brain Divides by Zero After Holdout Clancy Juror Revealed as Black Man
12th September 2026
After the media spent the last two weeks casting pent up handmaiden feminist energy at the ‘male holdout’ juror who caused a mistrial in the Lindsay Clancy case, “CBS Mornings” anchor Gayle King had a visible record scratch after one of the karen jurors revealed that the holdout was a black man that the white ladies virtually lynched in the town square of national dialogue for not letting Clancy off the hook for murdering her children.
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“The other jurors have spent all week calling the lone male holdout an arrogant, uncooperative dummy who didn’t understand the law or follow the rules. Now we come to find out that they were talking about the only black guy in the room this whole time. Leftists have accidentally sided with 11 white bullies against a black man who stood up to them. Just an absolutely amazing twist. You couldn’t script it any better,” said the Daily Wire’s Matt Walsh, who had several great takes.
Cue the media firestorm blackening (pun intended) his name for all eternity, even if they have to Make Shit Up.
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