Decorated Texas Engineer Partially Beheaded While Sitting Quietly on Park Bench
11th September 2026
I dream of living in a world where older white men can relax on a park bench and the possibility of being decapitated in broad daylight would be zero.
But this is the United States of America in 2026, so I’ll have to keep dreaming.
Import Turd World people, get Turd World problems.