Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome
4th September 2026
Alejandro Betancourt, Trump’s Partner in Venezuelan Oil Deal, Has Faced Investigations (New York Times) Just like a Democrat!
Judge Weighs Extending Block on Trump Mail Voting Rules Indira Tawani—can’t get more American that that….
Vance Defends Friendship With Trump Critic Tucker Carlson (Natalie Andrews/Wall Street Journal) They’re always SO SURPRISED that everybody isn’t as totalitarianly political as the Wokerati.
Elon Musk’s Midterms Play: Ken Paxton, Susan Collins, Socialist Scaremongering (Bess Levin/New York Magazine) Hey, socialists provide a lot of scares to monger.
Trump Is Keeping Venezuela’s Dictatorship in Business (Will Saletan/The Bulwark) Will Saletan loses his shit.
Diesel prices hit all-time high as Trump administration brandishes energy policies (Politico) Rich, coming from the people who want to jack up gas prices with taxes to discourage the use of ‘fossil fuels’. They ought to make up their minds.
Judge Suggests Trump Mail-In Voting Rules Could Cause ‘Major Disenfranchisement’ (Zach Montague/New York Times) Sorry, but the correct term is ‘disfranchisement’. Learn some English, Indira.
Inside Trump’s Nightmare for Haitians in Springfield: ‘We’re Following Our Orders’ (Asawin Suebsaeng/Zeteo) I guess only Haitians have nightmares.
ChatGPT Says Trump Is Greatest Threat to Democracy Since Hitler I guess it’s a Democrat.
Donald Trump is acting like he *wants* to lose the midterms (Strength In Numbers) The Left never lacks for mind-readers who always have a back-seat from which to criticize the driver.