The Wayward Bus
23rd August 2026
A Palestinian culture-enricher named Ahmed got himself into a bit of trouble during a bus ride in the French city of Toulouse. The impulsive youngster sat down next to a 16-year-old girl and put his hands where they didn’t belong. The young girl was inexplicably traumatized by his behavior, and poor Ahmed was hauled into court and convicted of sexual assault.
Surprisingly, he told the court, “I have trouble behaving with girls.” Even more surprising was the sentence: six months in prison. In Western Europe migrants are generally spared custodial sentences for most offenses where their victims are not maimed or killed, and usually receive nothing worse than probation and/or community service.