An Allahu Akhbar Moment in Toulouse
14th August 2026
In the southern French city of Toulouse on Monday, knives suddenly became active — three of them, to be precise. They were wielded by a young man who is alleged to have been somewhat intoxicated. Two police officers were wounded in the struggle to disarm the miscreant.
The motives of the mischievous knifeman are as yet unclear, according to police. He reportedly uttered “Allahu Akhbar” during the attack, which is Arabic for “I have been diagnosed with an acute mental disability.” This prompted authorities to transfer him to the psychiatric ward of a hospital.