Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome
11th August 2026
Patriot Games open with dodgeball, lots of MAGA caps and even more questions (Noah White/Washington Post) Mainly who the fuck cares. (MAGA is the Noo Jooz.)
Cassidy blasts vaccine order, saying Trump has no ‘expertise to make these changes’ (Rebecca Beitsch/The Hill) Trump’s ‘expertise’ is not important. He doesn’t make these changes without inputs from Real Doctors, who haven’t given up their profession for politics.
A record Trump shouldn’t want to beat (Politico) According to the Narrative, that is.
How a Counterintelligence Inquiry Into Trump’s Russia Ties Was Derailed (Michael S. Schmidt/New York Times) Because there are no “Trump’s Russia Ties”, which was always a made-up Deep State op.
Trump fumes over latest Iran demands (Eli Okun/Politico) Fumes! You can see the fumes from here!
Trump Stokes Islamophobia by Calling Democratic Candidates ‘Jihadists’ (Zolan Kanno-Youngs/New York Times) Which they are. We need more Islamophobia if the nation is to survive.
Trump Wants to Move On From the Middle East. It’s Not Letting Him. (Anton Troianovski/New York Times) The mind-readers at the New York Times are eager to tell you what Trump is thinking, feeling, and planning … if you’re willing to believe them.
American Academy of Pediatrics calls Trump vaccine order ‘dangerous’ (Max Rego/The Hill) Dangerous to their pocketbooks.
Trump Said to Have Secretly Used Military Jet to Leave Turkey Amid Threats (New York Times) So what?
Fact-Checking the Trump Administration’s Claims About Vaccines (New York Times) Who will fact-check the fact-checkers? (Come get yer Narrative, right here.)
Trump didn’t board AF1 in Turkey due to an assassination threat and wokies are losing their minds They had high hopes that some Muslim would succeed where Domestic proglodytes have failed.
One Year After Trump Sent National Guard to DC, Homicides Plunge 41%, Overall Crime Stats Mixed
Trump is searching for the Supreme Court’s breaking point on birthright citizenship (Ian Millhiser/Vox) Which is why he was elected.
In Colombia, PBS Wary of ‘Hard Right’ Trumper Defeating ‘Human Rights Advocate’ Man, those Trump Cooties are everywhere.
Dr. Phil and a Texas Oil Firm Go to Greenland With a Suspicious Agenda. Signs Point to Trump’s Imperialist Visions. (Nicole LaFond/Talking Points Memo) They say that like it was a bad thing.