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Report: White People Completely Unaffected by Jalapeño Recall

10th August 2026

Babylon Bee.

A new report confirmed that white people remained totally unaffected after a massive recall was issued across the U.S. for contaminated jalapeños.

White privilege: It’s not just for breakfast any more.

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