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Inspired by AOC, James Talarico Also Elects to Have His Eggs Frozen

10th August 2026

Babylon Bee.

Senate candidate James Talarico announced on Monday morning that he would be following in the inspiring footsteps of Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and electing to have his eggs frozen.

Why not play it safe and have the whole body frozen? Except for the brain, of course; nobody has any use for that.

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