Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome
10th August 2026
Melania’s Shockingly Light Workload Is Exposed in Audit (Tomas Thor/The Daily Beast) They are actually serious. Unbelievable.
Inside school investigations frozen under Trump: Racial slurs, sexual harassment and more (Laura Meckler/Washington Post) Shame on Trump for not pursuing the Wokerati witch-hunts, I guess.
Trump Turns National Parks into Piggybank (Scott MacFarlane Reports)
Mullin faces MAGA backlash at Homeland Security (Brittany Gibson/Axios) There’s that MAGA guy again. (MAGE is the Noo Jooz.)
Trump can’t lie his way out of a missile shortage (Noah Berlatsky/Public Notice) Nor is he trying to—except in the fantasyland of the Narrative Media.
Trump’s Reflecting Pool Fiasco Is About to Get Even Worse for Him (Greg Sargent/New Republic) He hopes, he hopes, he hopes…. (Greg Sargent loses his shit.)
Trump posted touched-up version of his golf photo to look younger and slimmer (Rhian Lubin/The Independent) I’m happy they don’t have anything more important to write about.