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PETA Demands World Black Pudding Championships Go Vegan

2nd August 2026

The Telegraph (UK).

Members of the group have also targeted a mackerel festival, proposing the fish be replaced by a cabbage

Oh,  I have no doubt.

PETA activists have demanded that the World Black Pudding Championships use vegan alternatives for the annual throwing competition.

In a letter sent to the contest’s organisers, the animal rights group said it was wrong for pigs to have their “blood and fat thrown at a target for a bit of fun”.

To compete in the annual event in the village of Ramsbottom in Bury, athletes throw blood sausages to try to knock Yorkshire puddings off a ledge.

Proglodytes are never happy unless they are pissing in somebody else’s soup.

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