Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome
31st July 2026
Trump Puts Immunity From Probes Over His Fight for Blanche (Bloomberg)
Trump’s ‘Freedom Haulers’ event revealed something deeply unsettling about the president and his team (Holly Baxter/The Independent) Yeah. He actually has original ideas, ideas that The Usual Suspects can’t wrap their mindes around.
Defying Trump, Cornyn Uses His Lame-Duck Power (Michael Gold/New York Times) The RINO is strong in this one.
Inside Trump’s Senate playbook (Axios) The mind-readers of the Narrative Media are SURE they have the inside scoop on what Trump is planning. ‘Delusional’ seems totally inadequate to describe it.
Faced with Blanche dilemma, Trump chooses revenge (Politico) The Narrative Media lament the disappearance of the traditional Republican Punching Bag.
Nine Things to Know About Trump Fundraiser Meredith O’Rourke (Wall Street Journal) Come and git yer Narrative, right here.
Democrats Mobilize Over Fears Trump Will Deploy Troops to Polls (NOTUS)
How the Pro-Trump Media Ecosystem Is Splintering Ahead of the Midterms (Stuart A. Thompson/New York Times) They hope, they hope, they hope….
Cheap gas won’t save Trump, now at a new all-time approval low (G. Elliott Morris/Strength In Numbers) Whistling past the graveyard….
Trump’s Iran strategy is working. His vice president’s isn’t. (Marc A. Thiessen/Washington Post) Hey, we gotta find somebody to hate on.
Trump admin tries to rebuild election security infrastructure it gutted as midterms near (CNN) Wow, election security infrastructure (that guaranteed Democrats wouldn’t be caught cheating) guts all over the place. What a mess!
The Tate Brothers’ Should Be The Trumps’ Second Epstein Scandal (Brian Beutler/Off Message) Yeah, they couldn’t lie their way into making people believe that there was some connection with Epstein, perhaps they can lie their way into making people believe that there is some connection to the Tates. Hey, words are cheap….
Critics Say Historic Sites Are Endangered by Trump-Aligned Panel’s Plan (Julia Jacobs/New York Times) “Trump-aligned” means “We can’t provide any evidence of a connection, so we’re just going to depend on smears and innuendo to see if people will buy it”.
How a Lawsuit Seeking to Silence Trump’s Religious Liberty Commission Actually Proved Its Point
We Now Have the Leading Charge in Trump’s Next Impeachment (Michael Tomasky/New Republic) But it doesn’t matter—we’d just make something up anyeway.