Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome
29th July 2026
Trump, 80, Falls Asleep After Mocking Lindsey Graham at His Funeral (The New Republic) And if you believe that one, they’ll tell you another one.
Trump Crashes Into Reality (Jonathan Lemire/The Atlantic) Uh, no, merely the Narrative.
At Graham’s Farewell, a Glimpse Into Power in Trump’s Washington (Peter Baker/New York Times) ‘Trump’s Washington’? Which Washington would that be? Not Washington state, which is reliably Blue. Not D.C., which is also reliably Blue. What is this ‘Trump’s Washington’ of which you speak?
Trump Will End Subsidies for Medicare Drug Premiums (New York Times) Because, as we all know, paying for drugs for those on Medicare is TOTALLY the responsibility of the Federal government—and the Federal taxpayer.
What the Crackup of the Heritage Foundation Says About the Post-Trump Right (Elisabeth Zerofsky/New York Times) Come get yer Narrative, right here.
Trump’s waning sway over the world (Edward Luce/Financial Times)
Elon Musk Is a Menace to Society (Jamelle Bouie/New York Times) It’s all those Trump Cooties.
FEMA said yes to Democratic disaster requests. Trump killed them anyway. (Thomas Frank/Politico) Because, as we all know, coping with disasters is TOTALLY the responsibility of the Federal government—and the Federal taxpayer.
CNN Poll: Americans doubt Trump is paying enough attention to the country’s most important problems (Ariel Edwards-Levy/CNN) And if you believe that one, they’ll tell you another one.
The fake historian advising Trump’s anti-Smithsonian crusade (Popular Information) And the fake journalists pushing the Narrative.
With Blanche Nomination at Stake, Payouts to Trump Allies Continue (New York Times)
Alex Jones calls for immediate Trump impeachment (Ashleigh Fields/The Hill)
DHS Agents’ Raging Texts About ‘Stunt’ Targeting Newsom Revealed (Leigh Kimmins/The Daily Beast)