Knife Jihad in the 17th Arrondissement
28th July 2026
Two knives suddenly became active in Paris this morning. They were held in the hands of a culture-enriching man, and managed to wound three women before the hands that held them were subdued. The attacker — who has yet to be named — told police that Allah had instructed him to act out with the knives, but authorities have disregarded that statement because they are convinced that he is “psychologically unbalanced”.
There are none so blind as they who will not see.