Debate Rages Among Democrats About Whether SAVE Act Is Jim Crow 7.0 or Jim Crow 8.0
14th July 2026
Sources within the Democratic Party admitted that they have completely lost count of Jim Crow, with fierce disagreement over which iteration is which.
“No way. This is at least Jim Crow 8.0,” said Senator Chuck Schumer. “First, the original Jim Crow was black Americans being violently segregated from whites-only places and denied voting rights. Then, there was that Georgia law that allowed more early voting. That was Jim Crow 2.0, which was so much worse than the original. Jim Crow 3.0 was when the court said Harvard had to let Asians in, and 4.0 was…. oh shoot, what was Jim Crow 4.0? Was that what Hakeem called my 4th of July cookout? I can’t remember.”
Democrats were hoping to work out the answer as they sharpen their attacks on the despicable racism of the SAVE Act, which would require citizens to show photo identification to vote. “Asking for photo ID is far worse than the lynchings of the original Jim Crow,” explained Senator Amy Klobuchar. “It’s at least seven or eight times worse. We’re not exactly sure, but we must stop this law or every black American will die.”
It’s a head-scratcher and no mistake.