Air Conditioning and Homosexuality
7th July 2026
The American mainstream media have long been obsessed with the topic of homosexuality. They can’t stop writing about it, celebrating it, flaunting it, obsessing over it, and disapproving of any disapproval of it.
Except for the American conservative media. With them it’s a different cultural topic: air conditioning. They can’t stop writing about it, flaunting it, celebrating it, obsessing over it, and disapproving of any disapproval of it.
But what we don’t yet have is an Air Conditioning Pride month where we parade our air conditioners through the streets, put out posters to show our loyalty, put on Air Conditioning Pride sporting events, and bathe the exterior of the White House in streams of air conditioned air. But I expect that will come, too.