Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome
19th June 2026
The Real Reason Trump Never Stops Talking About Voter Fraud (Jamelle Bouie/New York Times) Because, as we all know, voter fraud it TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE, so that CAN’T POSSIBLY be the reason. But we mind-readers at the NYT will be happy to share what we know is going on in Trump’s supposed brain.
‘Humiliation’: Donald Trump battles claims his Iran deal is worse than Obama’s (Financial Times) Because, as we all know, the Magic Negro couldn’t POSSIBLY have made a deal that was anything less than perfect.
Trump jokes he’ll blame Vance if Iran deal doesn’t work out (Julia Manchester/The Hill) But we’re still trying to puzzle out what he REALLY meant….
JD Vance Is Going to Eat This Turd and Love It (Jonathan V. Last/The Bulwark) That’s the Bullshitwark—always keeping it classy.
With Gushy PBS Approval, Eddie Glaude Likens MAGA to KKK With ‘Evangelical Twist’ MAGA is the New Nigger.
The right-wing media revolt against Trump’s proposed MOU with Iran (John Knefel/Media Matters for America) Normal people believe it when they see it. The Narrative Media see it when they believe it.
Why Trump’s Iran agreement could be a tough sell for Republicans: From the Politics Desk (NBC News) Because we say so. That’s good enough for you proles.
Trump’s pitch to voters: “I love the inflation” (Vox) Because, as we all know, the mind-readers at Vox know what even Trump doesn’t know.
Top Democrats demand Rubio briefing on Iran deal (Andrew Solender/Axios) I guess they don’t believe the Narrative Media any more than the rest of us.
Why Trump is sabotaging his own nominee (Cameron Peters/Vox) Because, as we all know, the mind-readers at Vox know what even Trump doesn’t know
Trump Demanded Iran’s ‘Unconditional Surrender.’ He Got a Surprise Instead. (David E. Sanger/New York Times) Because, as we all know, we mind-readers at the NYT know when he’s surprised and when he isn’t.
Trump’s Deal With Iran Opens New Rifts in G.O.P. (New York Times) Because, as we all know, the mind-readers at the NYT know what Republicans are thinking even when they don’t.
Trump’s SAVE Act obsession ties Senate in knots (Mike Zapler/Axios)
Republicans fear Trump is hurting their chances. He can’t understand why. (Politico) Because, as we all know, we mind-readers at Politico know what Republicans fear and what Trump doesn’t understand better than anybody else.
Trump Blows Through His Iran Red Lines in Justifying Peace Deal (Nick Wadhams/Bloomberg) Because, as we all know, the mind-readers at Blooomberg know Trump’s red lines far better than he does.
How the stock market became Trump’s most favored adviser (Washington Post) Because, as we all know, we mind-readers at the Washington Poop know who Trump’s most favored adviser is better than he does.
Power and Geopolitics After Trump (Paul Krugman) The man who has never been right even once in his life lays down the Narrative.
Everyone in Trump’s Cabinet Is Eating Sauerkraut (Wall Street Journal) Thank God the WSJ has nothing more important to write about.
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