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How to Earn a Billion Dollars

14th June 2026

Paul Graham.

Since this is apparently the future prime ministers’ club, I’m going to tell you about something it would be good if more politicians understood: I’m going to tell you how people become billionaires. I hope this will be useful to you even if you don’t plan to go into politics. Those of you who don’t become prime minister can become billionaires instead.

Starting a successful startup is the most common way to become a billionaire, so in effect I’ve spent the last 21 years training people to become billionaires. So far about 30 of them have, but there are many more in the pipeline.

So you can imagine how astonished I was last month when an American politician said that it was impossible to earn a billion dollars. I felt like a skating coach hearing someone say that it’s impossible to do a triple axel. Of course it’s possible. It’s hard, but it’s possible.

The politician in question was, of course, Alexandra Occasional-Cortex. (My guess would have been Bernie, but I’m old-sch00l.)

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