Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome
4th June 2026
U.S. to Dismantle System Tracking Atlantic Currents That Are at Risk of Collapse Because, as we all know, tracking Atlantic currents is TOTALLY the responsibility of the Federal government—and the Federal taxpayer.
The SpaceX IPO Will Be the Theft of the Century Because, as we all know, all of the Little People (the people not as clever as the author) will just be standing around waiting for Elon Musk to vacuum the cash out of their pockets without any choice in the matter. (Ignoring the Real Theft of the Century, the 2016 election.)
Rep. Sara Jacobs mocked Marco Rubio’s shoes in the Foreign Affairs Committee and he had the best response “Sure, I may have bad shoes, but you’re UGLY, and I will go home and take these shoes off but you will be UGLY for the rest of your life.”
Trump Derangement Goes to Newark: The Anti-ICE Protest Industry