Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome
3rd June 2026
Trump Throws 1 A.M. Temper Tantrum Over How Innocent He Is (The New Republic) Because, as we all know, Trump throws tantrums—just ask the Narrative Media.
The true meaning of Trump’s choice for America’s new top spy (CNN) Because, as we all know, you, the reader are too fucking stupid fo figure it out yourself, without us holding your and and leading you to the Narrative.
How Trump has used the presidency to benefit himself and his allies (ABC News) Because, as we all know, Trump is a crook, and crooks do that sort of thing. (Hunter Biden, call your parole officer.)
Jeffries: Democrats aren’t focused on Trump impeachment ‘at this moment’ (Justin Papp/CNBC) Because, as we all know, they’ll impeach him when they get around to it. It’s what they do.
Mullin refuses to commit to following court orders for DHS (Jennifer Scholtes/Politico) Because, as we all know, it’s not enough to submit to the Deep State, you have to say that you submit to the Deep State. You have to say ‘uncle’ to acknowledge that you’re beaten.
Trump loyalist Pulte gets oversight of vast U.S. intel (Josephine Walker/Axios) Loyalist! Vast!
Pentagon hires convicted Jan. 6 rioter for sensitive counterterrorism job (Washington Post) Because, as we all know, anybody who was convicted in the witch-hunt for Jan. 6 is ipso facto unqualified for anything anywhere.
NPR Plugs ‘Pride Month,’ Laments Trump Is Curbing Corporate Donations Because, as we all know, it’s not that Trump doesn’t have Pride, it’s that he has the wrong kind of Pride.
He Blew the Whistle on DOGE. Then His Brakes Were Cut (Vittoria Elliott/Wired) Because, as we all know, only Left-wingers are subject to dangers when they blow the whistle. (When the Right does it, it’s a ‘conspiracy theory’.)
Trump’s intel pick delights MAGA and shocks nation’s spies (Daniella Cheslow/Politico) Because, as we all know, we MUST NOT shock the nation’s spies.
Leftists Try To “Cancel” Giants Quarterback For His Appearance At Trump Rally
Scientists lose critical climate record as ocean observatory will go dark under Trump funding cuts (Annika Hammerschlag/Associated Press) Because, as we all know, observing the oceans and critical climate records are TOTALLY the responsibility of the Federal government—and the Federal taxpayer.
Bill Pulte is Trump’s most dangerously sycophantic promotion yet (Hayes Brown/MS NOW) Because, as we all know, nothing Trump does is anything less than a disaster.