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Goats Spotted Running Through Muslim-Majority Michigan City Ahead of Sacrificial Holiday

27th May 2026

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The stereotype here is so on the nose that The Babylon Bee couldn’t have written it better.

This week is the Islamic slaughter day of Eid al-Adha, where a goat is killed to cover their sins. They connect this to the biblical story in Genesis 22 where Abraham is asked by God to offer his son as a sacrifice.

Muslims, however, believe God offered up a ram to replace Ishmael, ignoring the fact that God’s provision and promises were made through Isaac. The ram – just like the lamb’s blood the Israelites would later paint on their doorposts in Egypt – signified that God would Himself pay the price for humanity’s evil deeds.

 

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