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After Failed Assassination, Democrats Observe Customary 5-Minute Pause on Calling Trump ‘Hitler’

27th April 2026

Babylon Bee.

In a the wake of yet another failed assassination attempt against President Trump, leading Democrats across the nation announced they would observe the long-standing tradition of a five-minute pause in calling Trump “literally Hitler”.

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