The Seasons Are Wrong
11th April 2026
It is with deep regret that I must shatter long held illusions about the structure of our world. The seasons don’t make sense. Our calendar is wrong. The things you believe to be summer, winter, spring, and fall are not as they seem. The “first day” of any season, the most broken concept of all, has misled untold billions.
In the Good Old Days, the seasons switched at the Quarter Days: May 1, August 1, November 1, and February 1. (Beltane, Lammas, Samhain, and Imbolg, for those of us Celtically minded.)
Sometimes the oldest ways are best.