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U.S. Border Patrol Nabs Four “British” Chaps Named Ali, Hameed, Ibrahim, and Mohammed Who Crossed From Canada Into Maine

11th April 2026

Read it.

Those Brits, am I right?

4 chaps from jolly old England sauntered upon “the Golden Road” in Maine after illegally crossing the Canadian border into the United States, probably looking for a cup o’ tea.

The Brits’ names?

Ali Mohammed Ali Abdullah, Hameed Mohammed Nagi, Ibrahim Ayyub Khan, and Mohammed Sultan Saleh.

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