Come Meet the Woke Batman Who Is (Sort Of) Fighting Crime in Minneapolis by Night
8th April 2026
Minneapolis has become a super-gay (and surprisingly, Somali) version of Gotham, so I guess this was bound to happen.
The anonymous crusader, who took up the role because “a law enforcement career didn’t appeal,” appears mostly to just wander around Minneapolis.
The stolen bike recovery and the Internet “nemesis” battle were, alas, both staged. But he’s apparently done some vague sort of community-service crime policing, including having “escorted drunk people home.”