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Man Dies Trapped Inside Dinosaur Statue With Terrifying Explanation

5th April 2026

Daily Star (UK).

A 39-year-old man suffered a tragic and premature death, leaving his family desperately searching for him for several days, in a peculiar fatality that was ruled a dreadful accident.

It is thought the man was attempting to recover his mobile phone when he became stuck inside a giant dinosaur sculpture.

Preliminary enquiries by police indicated he was trying to find his phone, but when his remains were initially found, numerous questions remained unanswered.

I’ll bet there were.

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