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There Are No Rigged Elections in America, Except at DNC. Just Ask David “Camera” Hogg.

29th March 2026

Read it.

Who could’ve seen it coming?

Just 101 days into his tenure as the Democratic Party’s youngest vice chair—and the first “Zoomer” to hold that office—party elites have already declared David Hogg’s election null and void, a complaint that sounds suspiciously like “election fraud.”

It’s the latest embarrassment from a spent political party that pales in comparison to President Donald Trump’s incredibly successful first 100 days. If Republicans are wise, they’ll take advantage of the chaos ahead of the 2026 midterms.

The complaint centers on broken parliamentary procedures—the preferred excuse of weasels and dictators alike to undermine democratic elections—specifically, DNC rules mandating “gender parity” to tip the scales in favor of female candidates running against men.

In other words, DEI did Hogg in.

One Response to “There Are No Rigged Elections in America, Except at DNC. Just Ask David “Camera” Hogg.”

  1. Navin R. Johnson Says:

    I love that Photchop of lil’ Davey as lil’ Debbie.

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