New Yorker: Trump Causing Panicked Liberals to Get Foreign Citizenship
22nd March 2026
With the return of President Donald Trump to the White House, panicked liberals fearful of a Fascism that never seems to happen outside of their fervid imaginations are seeking an escape route via obtaining foreign citizenship. Also key to their escape from Orange Man Bad is getting foreign passports as chronicled on Monday in the New Yorker by Lauren Markham, “Seeking a Second Passport.”
For decades proglodytes have been whining that if so-and-so is elected President (or Governor or whatever) they would leave the country. And then they still stay. It’s gratifying to know that Trump is the incentive they need to get out for real. (Don’t let the door hit you in the butt on the way out.)