Left-Wing Activists Stage Nationwide Shoplifting Spree
15th March 2026
Left-wing activists have started a shoplifting spree across Britain in protest against “billionaires hoarding wealth”.
The people on the left side of the IQ bell-curve seem to have this mistaken notion that ‘billionaires’ keep all of their ‘wealth’ in a giant money bin, like Scrooge McDuck, just because they can. In truth, ‘billionaires’ are wealthy because they invest what they have, providing products and services that make life better for everybody and, not incidentally, provide employment for a whole shitload of people.
Members of Take Back Power, which is viewed as the successor to Just Stop Oil, stole food from supermarkets in four cities on Saturday morning and donated it to food banks.
The activists claimed “liberating” produce from the branches of Sainsbury’s, Morrisons and Tesco was “non-violent action to resist the super-rich”.
Police have made no arrests in response to the shoplifting, a spokesman for the activists said.
And that’s why Britain is going to shit.