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No, I don’t think anyone in Texas thinks badly of Canada. We don’t like the government, but neither does anyone in Canada. There have been some cool stars that came from Canada. Shatner is one. Celine Dion is not.
Meanwhile, California is basically a suburb of Moscow. New York is a lunatic asylum. Chicago? – The World’s Largest Open Air Shooting Range. Minnesota, well, I think we’re all confused as to when it was taken over by the Somalis. We just thought it was a cold, ice covered, wasteland that made cheese (or is that Wisconsin?). To be honest, that could also describe Canada. Then Tampon Tim came along and we discovered that marrying your close kin does indeed reduce the IQ of your offspring. There are a bunch of states in the middle that are pretty undistinguished but they apparently grow corn. Whatever bad things you might think about New Jersey, I can tell you that I’ve been there and it’s a lot worse. Las Vegas used to be cool, but apparently it’s been bought out by the same people that destroyed Astroworld.
Well, the problem with Canada is Canadians. If they keep voting for socialists, they’re going to get socialism. The minority who don’t like that are forced to make a choice—live in a Turd World country, or leave. Alberta is making noises about independence, but I’ll believe it when I see it.
March 5th, 2026 at 23:28
No, I don’t think anyone in Texas thinks badly of Canada. We don’t like the government, but neither does anyone in Canada. There have been some cool stars that came from Canada. Shatner is one. Celine Dion is not.
Meanwhile, California is basically a suburb of Moscow. New York is a lunatic asylum. Chicago? – The World’s Largest Open Air Shooting Range. Minnesota, well, I think we’re all confused as to when it was taken over by the Somalis. We just thought it was a cold, ice covered, wasteland that made cheese (or is that Wisconsin?). To be honest, that could also describe Canada. Then Tampon Tim came along and we discovered that marrying your close kin does indeed reduce the IQ of your offspring. There are a bunch of states in the middle that are pretty undistinguished but they apparently grow corn. Whatever bad things you might think about New Jersey, I can tell you that I’ve been there and it’s a lot worse. Las Vegas used to be cool, but apparently it’s been bought out by the same people that destroyed Astroworld.
March 6th, 2026 at 05:44
Well, the problem with Canada is Canadians. If they keep voting for socialists, they’re going to get socialism. The minority who don’t like that are forced to make a choice—live in a Turd World country, or leave. Alberta is making noises about independence, but I’ll believe it when I see it.
March 8th, 2026 at 18:11
Florida is still one of the good guys. Not sure about the other 48 states.