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Those Railroad Blues

12th February 2026

Gates of Vienna.

Yet another bystander has been shoved in front of an oncoming train, this time in Switzerland. It’s not clear whether a railway poster with a “no shoving infidels” pictogram might have prevented this tragic incident.

Grenchen is a town in northern Switzerland in the canton of Solothurn. Without warning, an unknown assailant pushed a pensioner in front of a train at the Grenchen Nord station. The victim was severely wounded, but survived.

The perpetrator has yet to be caught, so there is so far no indication of what ethnicity he is, or whether the attack was an instance of shoving jihad. It’s possible that there is no cultural enrichment involved in the case.

I’m betting that there is.

One Response to “Those Railroad Blues”

  1. Carter T Duchesney Says:

    My gym recently posted signs asking people not to spit or clear their nose on the shower floor.