Somalia on the Westerkanaal
20th January 2026
The Somali diaspora behaves in roughly the same fashion wherever it washes up in the West. In this case, the Westerpark neighborhood of Amsterdam was culturally enriched by a mischievous Somali youth who imposed his amorous intentions on an unwilling young lady — to the point where he is now on trial for rape and attempted murder. It was only due to her fierce indomitable spirit that the object of his affections is still alive.
It needs to be noted that this case has a Mohammed Coefficient of 100%.
Import Turd World people, get Turd World problems.