Boys Will Be Boys
11th January 2026
ive culture-enriching “Austrian” teenagers went on trial in Vienna for their high-spirited shenanigans in the Viennese district of Donaustadt, which, as you might guess, is on the Danube. Their actions were just the usual antics of young Austrians — beating, kicking, robbery, breaking bones, knocking out teeth, forced kissing, that sort of thing — but the judge threw the book at them, handing down custodial sentences of up to three months. That’ll teach ’em!