Ultra-Processed Food Linked to Harm in Every Major Human Organ, Study Finds
20th November 2025
The Guardian, a Voice of Proglodyte Dreams everywhere.
What is ‘ultra-processed food’? Well, that depends on who you ask. Kinda like ‘climate change’ and all of the other left-wing handwringers. Usually, though, like ‘racism’, ‘sexism’, ‘misogyny’, etc., it’s used as a rhetorical stick to beat people (and products) that one doesn’t like, “such as ready meals, cereals, protein bars, fizzy drinks and fast food.” (This from the people who want us to eat insects and vegetarian ‘meat’.)
Feel free to use it yourself.
Of course, ‘ready meals’ are what hipsters call ‘street food’. See how the changing the name changes the political correctness? Don’t you wish you could do that?
‘Cereals’ have been the basis of human diet since humans took up agriculture 12,000 years ago.
‘Protein bars’ are deliberately manufactured to serve a specific purpose, like preserved foods. Nobody forces you (or deceives you) into eating protein bars.
‘Fizzy drinks’ (I think here is meant ‘carbonated drinks’) were originally invented to mimic the natural carbonation in mineral waters. So the next time you see a proglodyte hipster sucking down a Perrier, feel free to assume moral superiority. (Champagne—and other sparkling wines—is also a ‘fizzy drink’, and has been since the Romans. Can’t blame Our Degenerate Modern Times (or Trump) for that.
“Fast food”? Tell the Chinese to get rid of their woks, then, the swine.