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Iranians Mark 1979 US Embassy Takeover Amid Tension

5th November 2025

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Iranians on Tuesday celebrated the anniversary of the 1979 takeover of the U.S. Embassy in Tehran — the first such commemoration since the U.S. bombed Iran’s nuclear facilities during a 12-day war with Israel in June.

On Nov. 4, 1979, Iranian students overran guards to take over the embassy, seizing dozens of hostages in a crisis that would last for more than a year.

In what is a yearly commemoration, thousands of people returned to the spot in downtown Tehran on Tuesday chanting “death to U.S.” and “death to Israel.”

If Jimmy Carter hadn’t been such a totally limp dick, we’d have formally declared war against Iran and cleaned their clocks once and for all.

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