This Is What Those Dearborn Boys Were Up To
4th November 2025
As you may have noticed, media reports on Kilmar Ábrego García generally referred to him as a “Maryland man” (or even a “Maryland dad”). Not an “illegal immigrant”. Not a “Salvadoran gangster”. Not an “accused human trafficker”. Just a “Maryland man”.
In a similar fashion, Fox News is referring to the recently arrested culture-enriching jihad suspects in Dearborn as “Michigan men”. However, I prefer to zoom in on their hometown. And, given their tender age, I’ll refer to the mischievous youngsters as “Dearborn boys”.
I can’t provide a complete Mohammed Coefficient for the arrested suspects, but of those who have been publicly named, the MC is 100%.