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Groundbreaking Research Claims Oreo Cookies Lower Cholesterol Better Than Statins

3rd November 2025

TimesNow.

A recent surprising discovery has revealed that eating Oreo cookies may be twice as effective at reducing LDL or bad cholesterol compared to high-intensity statin therapy. The ground-breaking experiment, conducted by Oxford University, aimed at testing the Lipid Energy Model – a potentially revolutionary theory that can make experts understand the metabolism of lipids better.

The innovative experiment, held by Nicholas Norwitz – a Harvard medical student with a doctorate in metabolism and nutrition from the University of Oxford – focused on observing the diverse effects of Oreo cookies and statins on cholesterol levels in a unique group known as Lean Mass Hyper-Responders.

Nick Norwitz was valedictorian of his class at Dartmouth, then went to Oxford and got a PhD in metabolism, then returned to Harvard Med School for an MD. He is both smarter and more educated than you or me. I trust what he has to say about metabolism. His YouTube channel is one of the most entertaining on my playlist.

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