Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome
29th October 2025
America’s Obesity Crisis Solved As EBT Benefits Run Out (Babylon Bee)
Democrats Vow To Starve As Many Food Stamp Recipients As It Takes To Get Free Healthcare For Illegal Immigrants (Babylon Bee)
Furloughed TSA Agents Go Door-To-Door Offering To Grope People For Free (Babylon Bee)
Judge extends order barring mass firings of federal workers during shutdown (Politico)
Clinton Judge Blocks ‘King’ Trump’s Ability To Fire Federal Workers During Shutdown, Indefinitely
Johnson Dismisses Trump 2028 Talk ??? But Applauds the ‘Trolling’ (Annie Karni/New York Times)
Judge rebukes Bondi and Noem over Abrego Garcia comments (Josephine Walker/Axios)
Blue states blame Republicans for looming SNAP shutoff on government websites (Politico) Of course they do.
After Law Firm Deals With Trump, D.C. Bar Warns of Ethical Jeopardy (Charlie Savage/New York Times)
States Sue Trump Admin To Try To Stop Suspension Of Food Stamps The whole foundation of the modern Democrat party is that you can provide Free Stuff even when you don’t have money. Hoe_math calls this “Santa-ism”.
Trump has forgotten why he won in 2024 (Andrew Prokop/Vox) Yet another mind-reader in the media reminds us of what the Narrative is.
WH Ousts Arts Board Poised to Review Trump Builds
Ahead of Xi meeting, White House aides worry what Trump will say about Taiwan (NBC News) Except that they aren’t the President.
Chicago’s children are getting caught in the chaos of immigration crackdowns (Claire Galofaro/Associated Press) Except that they aren’t ‘Chicago’s children’, they’re the children of illegal immigrants that live in Chicago, which is ruled by the Party of Free Stuff.
Pentagon removes key protections for civilian workers, moves to fire with ‘speed and conviction’ (Ellen Mitchell/The Hill) Because, as we all know, once you have a government job, you are entitled to it forever.
Trump Says ‘Pretty Clear I’m Not Allowed to Run’ for Third Term (Jennifer A Dlouhy/Bloomberg) But he’ll still be yanking their chains until 2028.
Trump Is Demolishing Four Pillars of American Power (Michael McFaul/The Atlantic)
Trump administration uses misleading videos to portray chaos, push deportations (Washington Post
The Empty Promises of Trump’s Imperial Presidency (Jamelle Bouie/New York Times)
Oh, No! Trump, 79, Attempts Indian Accent on Asia Tour (Isabel Van Brugen/The Daily Beast) The best of American High School Journalism.
It didn’t take a Reichstag Fire to burn down Congress (Will Bunch/The Philadelphia Inquirer) Will Bunch loses his shit.
The Government Is Closed. The President Is MIA. (The Atlantic)
MAGA Uses Hunger as a Political Weapon (Jennifer Rubin/The Contrarian) Jennifer Rubin loses her shit.
Trump Isn’t Easing the Shutdown Pain–He’s Inflicting It (Will Saletan/The Bulwark)
Colbert Suggests It Will Take Years To Rebuild Democracy After Trump When you realize that Democrats define ‘democracy’ as Democrat Rule, that makes perfect sense.
Democrats ramp up probes into Trump’s $300 million White House ballroom (Washington Post)
DOJ places on leave 2 prosecutors who said ‘mob’ of ‘rioters’ carried out Jan. 6 attack (ABC News)
Without Online Trolls, There Would Be No Donald Trump (Marcy Wheeler/Talking Points Memo) There would certainly be no TDS.
Donald Trump Is the First AI Slop President (Jake Lahut/Wired)
Some evangelicals are “quietly quitting” Trump and MAGA (Russell Contreras/Axios)
Republicans Seriously Need to Stop with the Autopen Stuff (Charles P. Pierce/Esquire) Saying the quiete part out loud.
Former senior DHS official Miles Taylor launches new web tool to plan protests against Trump administration (Scott MacFarlane/CBS News) Because they’ve been so successful in the past.
CBS Platforms Gavin Newsom Trashing Trump as an ‘Invasive Species’ Wrecking Everything