The Progressive Creed Updated
18th September 2025
Some Christians are familiar with the Apostle’s Creed. That percentage goes up once Episcopalians are not counted. The Credo has long been an integral part of the faith and works as a short hand for both prayer and a statement of faith. It begins, of course, with “I believe…”
Well, the Progressives have their own bastardized version of the Creed since their occult like movement took off. You’ve probably seen it in some fashion or another somewhere. Typically is listed on a multi-colored sign or banner with “We Believe” at the top and the statements of faith listed below. However, unlike the Christian Creed (Episcopalians excluded), the Progressives will update their/thems/zers Creed via Memo and online subscription at the Party’s directives. Such as the latest and greatest Pride Flag or the Progressive Creed. Since I feel like it’s my duty to spread the Gospel of George Floyd, I give you the updated Progressive Creed for the zealots of the Right-side-of-History to give their testimony.