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Sydney Sweeney Registered as Republican in 2024

3rd August 2025

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“White Lotus” star Sydney Sweeney, whose blue jeans ad sparked a “crazy” backlash among the radical left last week, registered as a Republican in 2024, multiple outlets reported.

Sweeney, 27, registered in Monroe County, Florida, on June 14 of last year, The Telegraph reported, a month before GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump was shot and five months before he won reelection.

Sweeney’s party affiliation remains active, according to the report.

Obviously she’s a New Hitler! This proves it!

(Actually, her “jeans” aren’t all that great; she is, after all, naturally brown-haired. But I’m sure she “identifies” as a blonde.)

UPDATE: Watch: Sydney Sweeney Goes ‘John Wick-Style’ With Handgun

One of the great joys of my life is that my wife is almost certainly a better shot than I am.

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