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‘Never Let a Crisis Go to Waste’: Press & Pundits Push False Story on Trump Cuts Causing Texas Tragedy

7th July 2025

Read it.

Floods? Trump’s fault.

Drought? Trump’s fault.

Plague of insects? Trump’s fault.

Lost your job? Trump’s fault.

Didn’t get that raise? Trump’s fault.

Broke a nail? Trump’s fault.

Didn’t hook up that that hot guy last night? Trump’s fault.

Raped by a Muslim asylum-seeker? Trump’s fault.

All your friends gunned down at a party by a young black gang-banger? Trump’s fault.

Car run out of gas? Trumps fault.

Sunburn? Trump’s fault.

Dropped your phone in the pool? Trump’s fault.

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