DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

New Federal Employees Must Now Write Essays Praising Trump’s Policies (Kate Plummer/Newsweek) Oh, the lies these people tell…. Tell me, how does this differ from the Diversity Statements that the Wokerati were requiring from candidates?

Man Who Tried To Lawlessly Do Congress’ Job For It Criticizes ‘Pork-Filled’ Bill (Nicole Lafond/Talking Points Memo)  Speak, O minion of the Deep State.

Trump Rescinds Biden Policy Requiring Hospitals to Provide Emergency Abortions (Sheryl Gay Stolberg/New York Times)  Of course, the NYT think’s that’s a bad thing.

Donald Trump and the art of the Oval Office confrontation (Washington Post)

Musk Keeps on Dissing Trump in Flurry of New Posts (Josephine Harvey/The Daily Beast)

Will courts let TACO steal tariff power from Congress? (Liz Dye/Public Notice)

Internal Docs Raise Questions About Trump IRS Pick Billy Long’s ‘No-Show Jobs’ And ‘Strange’ Schedule Inside A Powerful Agency (Hunter Walker/Talking Points Memo)

Trump Rages at Worsening Budget Bill Fiasco as Musk Admits It’s a Scam (New Republic)

An Immigrant Was Accused of Threatening Trump. Prosecutors Say He Was Framed. (New York Times)

The fascinating backstory behind a bizarre State Department Substack post (Zack Beauchamp/Vox)

Trump’s Bedminster Golf Club Flagged For 18 Health Violations In Latest Inspection–Earned Lowest Grade In County (Zach Everson/Forbes)  SCRAAAAAAPE that barrell….

Trump Job Cuts Hobble NOAA Team That Reopens Ports After Hurricanes (Valerie Volcovici/Reuters)  Because, as we all know, reopening ports after hurricanes is TOTALLY the responsibility of the Federal government – and the Federal taxpayer. (Why aren’t the states doing this? They’re their ports.)

The White House’s disingenuous claim about CBO’s political leanings (Glenn Kessler/Washington Post)

Kimmel Echoes Rumor From Disgraced Author About Why Trump Is Going After Harvard

CNN Attempts to Link Antisemitic Colorado Terror Attack To Trump Cutbacks  Instead of Muslim terrorism where it belongs.

Publicly announced cancellations (New York Times)  Every time they announce a cancellation, my wallet sighs with relief.

US immigration officers ordered to arrest more people even without warrants (The Guardian)  It’s called ‘probable cause’.

What’s next for the Iowan who shouted ‘people will die’ at Joni Ernst over Medicaid cuts (Stephen Gruber-Miller/Des Moines Register)  No doubt she’ll get invited on all the late-night talk shows and a book deal. The Crust take care of their own.

Laura Loomer’s White House access erases the line between the fringe and mainstream (Steve Benen/MSNBC)  That happened when they let Hunter Biden in .

Trump Defeats Democrats’ Lawsuit Over Election Commission Independence

Right-wing media solidify around “able-bodied” myth as Senate GOP weighs Medicaid cuts (John Knefel/Media Matters for America)

‘Big Balls’ Is Officially a Full-Time Government Employee (Makena Kelly/Wired)

Trump administration takes hundreds of migrant children out of their homes, into government custody (Priscilla Alvarez/CNN)  Sure, I believe that.

Dismissed by DEI: Trump’s Purge Made Black Women With Stable Federal Jobs an “Easy Target” (J. David McSwane/ProPublica)  Because, as we all know, giving black women stable jobs is TOTALLY the responsibility of the Federal government – and the Federal taxpayer.

Trump’s Tariffs Are a Step Toward Unbridled Presidential Power (Michael W. McConnell/New York Times)  Unbridled!

CBO: Nearly 11 million people will be uninsured if GOP megabill becomes law (Nathaniel Weixel/The Hill)  Because, as we all know, insuring people is TOTALLY the responsibility of the Federal government – and the Federal taxpayer.

PBS Host Claims She Prepared For US Visit ‘As If I Was Going to North Korea’

What Happened When the FBI Asked for Dirt on Docs Treating Trans Kids: ‘F-ck Off Nazi Dickheads’ (Rolling Stone)

House Oversight Democrat seeks information from Trump on Elon Musk’s alleged drug use (Melissa Quinn/CBS News)  But not Hunter Biden’s.

A Gross and Brazen ‘DOGE Check’ Scam (The Bulwark)

Trump Budget Eliminates Funding for Crucial Global Vaccination Programs (Apoorva Mandavilli/New York Times)  Because, as we all know, global vaccination programs are TOTALLY the responsibility of the U.S. government – and the U.S. taxpayer.

‘Saying Trump is dangerous is not enough’: Bernie Sanders on Biden, billionaires – and why the Democrats failed (Zoe Williams/The Guardian)

ABC News: Musk Killed 300,000 Kids, Knows How Trump Stole Election

Joni Ernst’s “we’re all going to die” pushes MAGA’s toxic Christian compassion on us all (Amanda Marcotte/Salon)  Amanda Marcotte loses her shit.

 

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