Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome
30th May 2025
CNN’s Enten: Most Back Trump on Colleges’ Liberal Bias
Expect Trump’s Military Parade to Cost More Than the Army Says (Nick Turse/The Intercept) So what? Since when does somebody at The Intercept give a shit about how much the government spends?
Two Dozen Arrested at Manhattan ICE Protest
ICE officials ousted amid demands for more immigrant arrests (Axios)
Corrupter-in-Chief — WHEN DONALD TRUMP TRIED to stay in power after losing … (Will Saletan/The Bulwark) More lies from the Kristol Krew.
When the Corporate Media Diagnosed Trump with Everything from Alzheimer’s to Heart Disease
Your guide to Cryptogate, Trump’s $4 billion corruption scandal that’s 10 times bigger than Watergate (Will Bunch/The Philadelphia Inquirer) Will Bunch loses his shit. (Hey – it’s what he was hired to do.)
For These Trump Voters, a Rubber-Stamp Congress Is a Key Demand (Annie Karni/New York Times)
‘Taco, Taco, Taco,’ Ana Navarro Loses It for Trump’s New ‘Nickname’ Could have just stopped with ‘Ana Navarro loses it.’
They’ve tracked Americans’ drug use for decades. Trump and RFK Jr. fired them (Rhitu Chatterjee/NPR) Because, as we all know, tracking mental health and drug use is TOTALLY a responsibility of the Federal government – and the Federal taxpayer.
Musk Is Leaving Washington Pretty Much as He Found It (Jessica Karl/Bloomberg) Except they’re having shit their pants.
Elon Musk Didn’t Blow Up Washington, but He Left Plenty of Damage Behind (Susan B. Glasser/New Yorker) Mostly in the form of unemployed Deep State bureaucrats.
Who Gets Hurt When Congress Cuts Healthcare and Food Aid? Everyone But the Rich. (Sage Warner/Ms. Magazine) Because, as we all know, health care and food aid are TOTALLY the responsibility of the Federal government – and the federal taxpayer (mostly rich people).
DOJ cutting American Bar Association access to judicial nominees (Rebecca Beitsch/The Hill)
Elon Musk’s Legacy Is Disease, Starvation and Death (Michelle Goldberg/New York Times)
Trump’s Flurry of Pardons Signals a Wholesale Effort to Redefine Crime (Glenn Thrush/New York Times) Yeah – crime will no longer mean ‘offends Democrats’.
Trump Administration Knew Vast Majority of Venezuelans Sent to Salvadoran Prison Had Not Been Convicted of U.S. Crimes (ProPublica) But they were illegal immigrants and therefore criminals, ‘convicted’ or not.
How Trump’s Regulatory Rollbacks Are Increasing Costs on Americans (New York Times)
MAGA Fury Erupts as Trump’s Epic Legal Loss on Tariffs Slowly Sinks In (New Republic) MAGA is the New Nigger.
The Trump admin’s mockery of the courts goes beyond defiance (Lisa Needham/Public Notice)
Supreme Court Lets Trump Strip 500,000 Migrants Of Legal Status
Don’t Fall for Trump’s Crocodile Tears Over ‘Judicial Tyranny’ (Paul Rosenzweig/The Bulwark)
RFK Jr.’s MAHA Hallucinations (The Bulwark)
Musk Used Heavy Drugs Including Ketamine And Ecstasy While He Became Close To Trump, Report Says (Sara Dorn/Forbes) Since when have proglodytes ever given a shit about drug use?
Insiders Spill Elon Musk’s Frenzied Drug Use at Trump’s Side (Ewan Palmer/The Daily Beast)
Trump’s Angry New Tirade Over Tariff Ruling Accidentally Says Too Much (Greg Sargent/New Republic) Greg Sargent loses his shit.
We’re minimizing the horror of Trump’s military birthday parade (Judith Levine/The Guardian) Horror!
How ICE Is Seeking to Ramp Up Deportations Through Courthouse Arrests (New York Times)
LINKED TO: “Linked to” in news stories means “there is a strong correlation but we can’t really say that there’s a causal link without being called out for it, but we’re going to write as if there actually was a causal link because otherwise we wouldn’t be able to stir people up and get more clicks”.