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Government Retirement Files Ruined After Miners Dig Too Deep And Unearth Balrog

12th February 2025

Babylon Bee.

BOYERS, PA — The Iron Mountain Federal Records Center has reportedly lost access to all federal retirement files after miners dug too deep and awakened an ancient Balrog.

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