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Blue State Blues: Police Search for Motive After Apparent ‘Random’ Shooting at Michigan Recreation Center Wounds at Least 9

16th June 2024

CNN.

Police are looking for a motive after at least nine people were shot in what appears to be a ‘random’ shooting that sent panicked families fleeing a crowded recreation area in Rochester Hills, Michigan, Saturday afternoon, authorities said.

A gunman pulled up to the Brooklands Plaza Splash Pad, got out of a vehicle and opened fire roughly 20 feet away, reloading multiple times, Oakland County Sheriff Michael Bouchard said. The suspect fired “potentially 28 times,” the sheriff said.

Sailer’s Law of Mass Shootings suggests that the high number of wounded without fatalities indicate a Shooter Of Color. The need to look for an Aspiring Rapper.

The suspect, a 42-year-old man who has not yet been named by authorities, was found with an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound at a nearby home after police tracked the weapon from the shooting to an address half a mile from the crime scene, Bouchard said at a news conference Saturday night.

Coulter’s Law of Mass Shootings suggests that the longer it takes to tell us the race of the shooter, the greater the chance that the shooter is a Person of Color. (If he had been white, CNN would have mentioned that first thing, of course.)

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