How to Keep Deer and Other Animals from Destroying Your Yard (Without Destroying Your Yard)
15th May 2024
Shoot them with an air gun or a bow, drag them inside, dress them out, bury the entrails in the garden (good compost), section the carcass, throw the parts in the freezer, don’t tell anyone.
Eventually the deer will learn to avoid your yard. Problem solved. Good eating along the way.